The Xmas Norman

[Startrek]

This friday is the last Norman for the year ,it is tradition for all to come dress
in there finest Xmas costumes and bikes to be decorated in Xmas cheer .

There will be prizes awarded for best costume and best bike
plus many more.

There will be penalties for those with who
come unadorn.

[Bean]

Nice update on your sig Lee... you been eating too many beans?

[Avi]

Are there any guidelines on decorating your bike for this ride? I do not wish to violate the euro cool code any further.

[Startrek]

Use only the finest European decorations ,Italian would be better especially the ones made in Tawian and then sent to Italy to be painted.

[Avi]

Is that the country Italy or the Chinese province Italy?

[Kano]

Are there any guidelines on decorating your bike for this ride? I do not wish to violate the euro cool code any further.

C'Bold seems to be the authority on " Euro Cool", not saying Lee is "style gifted" i just don't want to see Avi rock up in that sparkly kit aka Disco Kit

[Startrek]

271 I know you want to wear them ,this is Euro cool.

[SSSimon]

Euro bike decoration tips:
1) no xmas lights - it will be daytime - just about the longest day of the year in fact;
2) keep it simple and to a single theme - a single reindeer on the handle bars or some such thing is good;
3) do not compromise sock length, keep decorations matching the bike and kit - eg red, white and black tinsel for Vikings kit;
4) decorations should be good quality and light in weight, like your bike.


Personally I'd like everyone to wear reindeer horns attached to their helmets and act totally natural in every other way.

[Bean]

Personally I'd like everyone to wear reindeer horns attached to their helmets and act totally natural in every other way.

One rider on the front with a red nose.

[Avi]

Awesome, just what i was after.


Sorry Lee, looks like your action figure Kirk friend will have to wear the questionable outfit (and hopefully jump in the bin where they both belong). If it was pink i might have considered it. :P

[lovetoride]

One rider on the front with a red nose.

Jamie??

[j_young_80]

I won't be able to make the Xmas BBQ tonight so it's not likely i'll be inebriated and red-nosed come tomorrow AM. I am however in need of a Santa Beard as all the reject shop had was a santa's little helper dress which will have to do - should be a treat/eyesore for all. It does cover more than my ensemble for Alleycat though.

Oh and I have Candy canes....wan't some Candy??....

[Startrek]

Don't forget to come with your Xmas bling on Friday great prize giveaways eg one bike tool bag for the best decorated plus Aussie Butt cream ,Winners Bars ,AIS bars etc.



P.S There will be no chocolate as the evil ipod eater poodle ate it .

[LynV]

... I am however in need of a Santa Beard as all the reject shop ...

I have a beard (don't ask).....I'll bring it for you :tongue2::w00t:

[Ross]

P.S There will be no chocolate as the evil ipod eater poodle ate it .

Chocolate is bad for dogs, seriously. :huh2:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_is_chocolate_dangerous_for_dogs_to_eat

http://www.petplace.com/dogs/why-dogs-can-t-eat-chocolate/page1.aspx

[Startrek]

Chocolate is bad for dogs, seriously. :huh2:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_is_chocolate_dangerous_for_dogs_to_eat

http://www.petplace.com/dogs/why-dogs-can-t-eat-chocolate/page1.aspx

Ok i know this, i ate it :tongue_smilie:,looks better for me if i blame the dog as we all know it eats Ipods.

[Simonsky]

Is that poodle still climbing walls as well!? It's evil I tells ya.

[j_young_80]

Thanks to Lee for the prizes this morning for those hardy souls that stepped up. Also thanks to Santa's Helper for the race brief and Hawt attire.

[idol]

Xmas Norman fun:

[SimonD]

I can't believe I didn't win a tube for that.

[Startrek]

I think you stole that jersey , Sue are you missing one .

[j_young_80]

I thought Mikey was a gay pirate when I first saw him. In fact, my view hasn't changed.

[Startrek]

I thought he was a mutant elf gone bad.......

[SimonD]

I think you stole that jersey , Sue are you missing one .

Sue's missing jersey is completely unrelated.

[SueP]

Nah, that one doesn't look like my size. I'm sure being a supercoach he probably earnt the right to wear that somewhere along the line :notworthy:

[Chris]

There as a desperate need for drug testers at today's ride. Santa must be on something because he/she was definitely gender confused and a 6" + elf makes me suspect HGH.

[Startrek]

I think Santa got dressed in the dark as he had on Mrs Santa claus's skirt on ,mind you it was a bit short .Or should we be calling him Santa Tiger Claus .

[Bean]

The classic call for the ride this morning was from a walker going up Red Hill. "He can't be Santa, he's not fat enough!"

[bosworth*]

nice nipple, anla.

[Katherine :)]

:laugh:and those jokes from the christmas crackers... they were the best :thumbup1:
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